Who You Callin a Dog!

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Poola Poodle- (strong French accent) Hello little dahhlings. That Henry Hound is such a dog. He is such a dog that he is a dog's dog. Are you listening to me my little dahhhlings? I have never met such a doggy of a dog in all my entire life. He is such a dog that I bet he even eats corn dogs for breakfast.

Henry Hound- (enters angry with a strong New York accent) Now just  a New York minute there Mrs. Poodle Doodle! Who you callin a dog? I'll show you a dog! I'll show you a dog!

Poola Poddle- Poodle Doodle? How  uncivilized. I mean really, how immature. Do you believe the dogginess of this dog, my little dahhlings? His dog breath is fogging up my diamonds dahhlings.

Henry Hound- Oh, I'll fog up your diamonds alright! I'll fog up your diamonds!

Poola Poodle- You already have. So trifling. Isn't it so my little dahhlings? Just Trifling!

Leader- Okay. Wait just a minute you two. I have heard quite enough. What is going on? All this name calling and bickering between you two. Have you not heard about the golden rule?

Poola Poodle- If it is made of gold, I already have it. Thanks anways Mrs. Dahhhling.

Leader- It's not something that you have, it is something that you do. The golden rule is simply treating others the way you would like to be treated yourself. Before you act or speak, stop and think if what you are about to do or say to someone would be what you would want somebody else to do or say to you. With that said, can I ask why you called Henry a dog? Honestly, you are both dogs. Very lovely dogs, but still dogs.

Henry Hound- What? I'm not a dog! I'm a puppet!

Poola Poodle- Indeed! Come on Henry. We'll forgive her, and we will love Mrs. Dahhling just the same, but we do not have to stick around and listen to her calling us dogs. We are puppets through and through. Honestly, how many dogs do you know in the high fashion industry such as mauh? Tootles my little dahhhlings.

(both puppets exit)

Leader- Ooops. I guess I will have to apologize later. (ask children why the feel it is important to treat others the way they would like to be treated)